[dropcap]M[/dropcap]y husband phoned me the other day and proceeded to tell me he had purchased a new car for me. Well I was not thrilled I wanted the new 4 door SUV. “What kind is it?”, I asked “A Triumph Spitfire a BRITISH car…. I’ve always wanted one”, he exclaimed! Well I knew nothing of…
[dropcap]B[/dropcap]loke gets a job as a chauffeur, and after a few months, works his way up to a senior driver’s position. One day he is told to go and pick up a VIP at the airport – but it’s a “bit of a hush-hush visit” so exercise discretion. Lo and behold, there at the airport…
[dropcap]A[/dropcap] group of pensioners were discussing their medical problems at the Day Centre coffee morning. ‘Do you realise,’ said one, ‘My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.’ ‘Yes, I know.’ replied the second, ‘My cataracts are so bad I can’t see to pour the coffee.’ ‘I can’t turn my head,’…
Police: Hey dude, where to?
Driver: Wanna go pick up my woman; it’s Friday, we gonna party
