[dropcap]A[/dropcap] bloke is stopped by the police one night. The Police comes round to the drivers window and says, “Excuse me sir, but your nearside tail light isn’t working”. Bloke gives an exasperated sigh, “Oh for heavens sake, haven’t you lot got anything better to do!” He jumps out of the car and goes to…
[dropcap]F[/dropcap]ather O’Flannagan dies due to old age. Upon entering St.Peter’s gate, there is another man in front, waiting to go into heaven. St. Peter asks the man, “What is your name what did you accomplish during your life?” The man responds “My name is Joe Cohen, and I was a New York City Taxi driver…
[dropcap]A[/dropcap] police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle? Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it. Officer:…
[dropcap]A[/dropcap]s a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!” “Hell,” said Herman, “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”
