[dropcap]O[/dropcap]n New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. “What are you doing out here at four o’clock in the morning?” asked the police officer. “I’m on my way…
[dropcap]A[/dropcap] motorist runs a red light and was photographed by an automated police camera. In the mail a short time later, he received a photo of his car committing the infraction and a citation for $60. Instead of paying the fine, the motorist mailed the police department a photograph of three 20-dollar bills. Several days…
[dropcap]O[/dropcap]ne day, a group of surgeons, all friends, were having coffee break at a restaurant, and the following conversations ensued… 1st surgeon: “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” 2nd surgeon: “Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.” 3rd surgeon: “Try…
[dropcap]O[/dropcap]n the way to visit his son in Ota, Ogun State of Nigeria, an elderly man travelled from hinterland and got down in Lagos. From there, he boarded a civilian bus, which he believed was heading for where he was going. Before the bus got to its destination, the old man had fallen asleep. After…
