Motoring Humour: Stolen Engine?

[dropcap]I[/dropcap]siaka, son of Chief Ajebo, who hails from a remote village in Osun State of Nigeria, graduated from the University 1978. After securing employment in Lagos and worked for three years, Isiaka decided to present a Christmas gift to his father. He bought him a brand new Volkswagen Beetle, which was then still being produced…

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Motoring Humour:Too Drunk to Drive?

[dropcap]S[/dropcap]omewhere in Harlow, Essex, United Kingdom, a police patrol car was parked not far from a pub. Shortly before the pub closed, the police saw a man leaving, apparently too drunk to walk straight. The man roamed around the area, staggering and seemed to have forgotten where his car was parked. After trying his key…

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Motoring Humour: Priest Offers Lift

[dropcap]S[/dropcap]he got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.  The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”  The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg…

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MOTORING HUMOUR: Microsoft vs. General Motors?

[dropcap]A[/dropcap]t a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 Miles/gallon Not long afterwards, General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement:” Yes, but would…

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