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Motoring Humour: Mid-Life Crisis

[dropcap]M[/dropcap]y husband phoned me the other day and proceeded to tell me he had purchased a new car for me. Well I was not thrilled I wanted the new 4 door SUV.

“What kind is it?”, I asked

“A Triumph Spitfire a BRITISH car…. I’ve always wanted one”, he exclaimed!

Well I knew nothing of these British cars. I love Coronation Street does that help?

No?

Well, family told me to be grateful; he only bought it because he’s going through a MID LIFE CRISIS.

“They either buy sports cars or trade the wife in for a slimmer newer model.”

He got BOTH. We’ve had the car now 4 days and I’m slimmer already…I’ve had to push it home every time we go out!

-Kimberlie Milner

[box type=”info” align=”alignleft” ]He got BOTH. We’ve had the car now 4 days and I’m slimmer already…I’ve had to push it home every time we go out![/box]

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