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“Wicked Joke” over How BMW’S CEO Collapsed At Frankfurt

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Recently, it was reported worldwide that BMW's CEO collapsed and fainted on stage at Frankfurt Motor Show. Reason for collapse: He felt dizzy. An elderly English...
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Motoring Humour: No Good Excuse..

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I was just arrested for drink driving. Apparently telling the cop you had to drive, because you were in no shape to walk...
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Nick Clegg’s Wife Promises Him Ferrari?

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  Before Nick Clegg’s birthday, his wife had promised him a Ferrari and an island in the Caribbean for it. She knew he was...
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Funny Driving Test Answers

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The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.. Q: Do you yield...
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Motoring Humour: When I Was Still Alive

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Driving through a lonely road, a motorist had a flat tyre. He pulled up, took out his jack and extra tyre. As soon as...
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Motoring Humour: New Year Eve Lecture?

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On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked...
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Handcuffs Reply

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A motorist runs a red light and was photographed by an automated police camera. In the mail a short time later, he received a...
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Motoring Humour: Surgeons on Coffee Break

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One day, a group of surgeons, all friends, were having coffee break at a restaurant, and the following conversations ensued...  1st surgeon: "Accountants are the...
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Motoring Humour: Trip to Ota

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On the way to visit his son in Ota, Ogun State of Nigeria, an elderly man travelled from hinterland and got down in...
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Motoring Humour: Mid-Life Crisis

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My husband phoned me the other day and proceeded to tell me he had purchased a new car for me. Well I was...
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Motoring Humour: Must be God

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Bloke gets a job as a chauffeur, and after a few months, works his way up to a senior driver's position. One day...
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Motoring Humour: We Can Still Drive

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A group of pensioners were discussing their medical problems at the Day Centre coffee morning. 'Do you realise,' said one, 'My arm is so...
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Disregard misinformation on lockdown, FG advises Nigerians

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The Federal Government on Thursday urged Nigerians to disregard the news circulating on the social media that it was contemplating another lockdown. Mr. Boss Mustapha,...
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Excitement, as Fayemi Flags off 1,000 Rural Roads Project

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There was excitement in many communities across the three senatorial districts of Ekiti State on Thursday, as Governor Kayode Fayemi flagged off the construction...
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2 Police Inspectors Die in Ambulance Crash

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Three persons, including two police inspectors, on Thursday, died in a motor accident on Ajaokuta-Ojodu-Ayingba road in Kogi. The Sector Commander of Federal Road Safety...
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Nigerian Navy Neutralizes 291 Illegal Refineries – Official

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The Nigerian navy has so far neutralized 291 illegal refineries, seized 31,310 bags of rice and arrested 707 suspects. Retired Rear Adm. David Adeniran, Flag...
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