They say reliability is everything when choosing a car, right after fuel economy, spare parts availability, and whether your mechanic greets your vehicle like an old friend. But in Nigeria, where “check engine” can mean anything from loose fuel cap to “start pricing new engine,” motorists have developed their own… creative definitions of reliability. Welcome…
They say modern cars are getting smarter. But somewhere in Nigeria, engineers have quietly built the smartest car in the world – one that truly understands the Nigerian driver. First, it doesn’t come with a horn. It comes with five pre-recorded horn personalities: “Polite Small Honk” (for your pastor’s wife) “Move Abeg!” (standard Lagos traffic…
I have not been paying my transport fares lately because of the trick I recently discovered. I’ll chatter a taxi and will tell the driver to take only me. There’s a cemetery close to my house, I will always say this to them. “Assuming I was alive now, I would have paid you extra, but I…
Chatting on Whatsapp, a member of a group of University school mates informed others of latest anti-one-way traffic law introduced in Lagos state. Response of a member to the information was huilarious. Enjoy it……. Group member 01: Effective from yesterday, Nov. 27, 2017, driving on one way in Lagos has penalty of one year imprisonment…
