A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no – he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party the police pull him over for weaving all over the road, ask him to get out…
[dropcap]T[/dropcap]he local council could not afford a speed camera, so they put up a sign saying: “Slow down Old People’s Home.” It had no effect. At the next meeting they decided to play on the paternal instincts and put up a different sign: “Danger – Children at Play.” The result was no discernible reduction in…
Recently, it was reported worldwide that BMW’s CEO collapsed and fainted on stage at Frankfurt Motor Show. Reason for collapse: He felt dizzy. An elderly English woman reading the news report reacted thus: “Oh Well, I have similar feeling, whenever I enter a BMW showroom and sight prices on their vehicles…” Wicked!
[dropcap]I[/dropcap] was just arrested for drink driving. Apparently telling the cop you had to drive, because you were in no shape to walk is not a good excuse. Courtesy of Sickipedia
