Recently, it was reported worldwide that BMW’s CEO collapsed and fainted on stage at Frankfurt Motor Show. Reason for collapse: He felt dizzy. An elderly English woman reading the news report reacted thus: “Oh Well, I have similar feeling, whenever I enter a BMW showroom and sight prices on their vehicles…” Wicked!
[dropcap]I[/dropcap] was just arrested for drink driving. Apparently telling the cop you had to drive, because you were in no shape to walk is not a good excuse. Courtesy of Sickipedia
[dropcap]T[/dropcap]he following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school.. Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop…
[dropcap]D[/dropcap]riving through a lonely road, a motorist had a flat tyre. He pulled up, took out his jack and extra tyre. As soon as he started jacking up the car, he had a gentle laughter behind him. He looked back, but saw no one. Thought he was merely imagining things, he carried on, but had…
