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Motoring Humour: Priest Offers Lift

[dropcap]S[/dropcap]he got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

 The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”

 The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

 Nun coming out of car - smallClarge drivingThe nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm129?”

 The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.”

 Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.

 On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.

It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

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CONTRIBUTOR: Eddy Garzy

 

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