Category: Motoring Humour

[dropcap]A[/dropcap] police officer saw a car speeding down the highway. He started chasing after the speeder . On getting  close he saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving. The cop yelled, “Pull over!” The blonde shouted back, “No! It’s a sweater!”   Courtesy of Austin Healey Club  

[dropcap]O[/dropcap]ne day, a motorist was travelling on a lonely road and suddenly had a flat tyre. He brought out his jack and wheel spanner. As he started jacking up the tyre, he had a laughter behind him. He looked back, but found no one. Bending down again to replace the flat tyre, he had laughter…

[dropcap]A[/dropcap]long Lagos Ibadan Express road, an FRSC marshal  pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going over 150km/ in a 100km/h zone. “I was only going 90!” the driver protested. “Not according to my radar,” the marshal replied. “Yes, I was!” the man shouted back. “No you weren’t!” the marshal said, starting…