[dropcap]A[/dropcap] psychiatrist wanted to know how many of his patients have been cured of madness. So he assembled them in a big classroom and drew a big car on the board.
He then told the class anyone, who succeeded in pushing the car on the board, would receive a gift of 20,000 Naira and be free to go home. On hearing the announcement, all, except one rushed to the board, attempting to push the car.
The only one, who did not join his mates to push the car was known as Benjamin. He remained seated, smiling. And, believing that, at least, one had been cured of madness, the psychiatrist, who was full of joy, went to Benjamin and the following conversation ensured between them:
Psychiatrist: Why didn’t you join your mates to push the car?
Benjamin: Don’t mind those mad people; they are just fooling themselves…Hahaha, they don’t know that the car key is in my pocket!
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