A psychiatrist wanted to know how many of his patients have been cured of madness. So he assembled them in a big classroom and drew a big car on the board. He then told the class anyone, who succeeded in pushing the car on the board, would receive a gift of 20,000 Naira and be…
A Macedonian drove six hours across Italy and into Germany before noticing he had left his wife at a petrol station. [dropcap]L[/dropcap]jubomir Ivanov , 35, only realised he had forgotten wife Iskra, 37, when he got a call on his mobile from police to say she was still waiting for him at the petrol station…
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no – he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party the police pull him over for weaving all over the road, ask him to get out…
[dropcap]T[/dropcap]he local council could not afford a speed camera, so they put up a sign saying: “Slow down Old People’s Home.” It had no effect. At the next meeting they decided to play on the paternal instincts and put up a different sign: “Danger – Children at Play.” The result was no discernible reduction in…
