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Motoring Humour: The Toddle Driver

Police: Hey dude, where to? Driver: Wanna go pick up my woman; it’s Friday, we gonna party

Motoring Humour: Police Wins

A bloke is stopped by the police one night. The Police comes round to the drivers window and says, "Excuse me sir, but...

Motoring Humour: When You Preached, Everyone Slept

Father O'Flannagan dies due to old age. Upon entering St.Peter's gate, there is another man in front, waiting to go into heaven. St....

Motoring Humour:Escape Trick

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't...

Motoring Humour:Senior Driver

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman,...

Motoring Humour: Stolen Engine?

Isiaka, son of Chief Ajebo, who hails from a remote village in Osun State of Nigeria, graduated from the University 1978. After securing...

Motoring Humour:Too Drunk to Drive?

Somewhere in Harlow, Essex, United Kingdom, a police patrol car was parked not far from a pub. Shortly before the pub closed, the police...

Motoring Humour: Priest Offers Lift

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he...

MOTORING HUMOUR: Microsoft vs. General Motors?

At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with...

Pull-Over

A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway. He started chasing after the speeder . On getting  close he saw it...

Dead or Alive?

One day, a motorist was travelling on a lonely road and suddenly had a flat tyre. He brought out his jack and wheel...

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