[dropcap]O[/dropcap]ne day, a group of surgeons, all friends, were having coffee break at a restaurant, and the following conversations ensued… 1st surgeon: “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” 2nd surgeon: “Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.” 3rd surgeon: “Try…
[dropcap]O[/dropcap]n the way to visit his son in Ota, Ogun State of Nigeria, an elderly man travelled from hinterland and got down in Lagos. From there, he boarded a civilian bus, which he believed was heading for where he was going. Before the bus got to its destination, the old man had fallen asleep. After…
[dropcap]M[/dropcap]y husband phoned me the other day and proceeded to tell me he had purchased a new car for me. Well I was not thrilled I wanted the new 4 door SUV. “What kind is it?”, I asked “A Triumph Spitfire a BRITISH car…. I’ve always wanted one”, he exclaimed! Well I knew nothing of…
[dropcap]B[/dropcap]loke gets a job as a chauffeur, and after a few months, works his way up to a senior driver’s position. One day he is told to go and pick up a VIP at the airport – but it’s a “bit of a hush-hush visit” so exercise discretion. Lo and behold, there at the airport…
