Funny Driving Test Answers

[dropcap]T[/dropcap]he following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school.. Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop…

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Motoring Humour: When I Was Still Alive

[dropcap]D[/dropcap]riving through a lonely road, a motorist had a flat tyre. He pulled up, took out his jack and extra tyre. As soon as he started jacking up the car, he had a gentle laughter behind him. He looked back, but saw no one. Thought he was merely imagining things, he carried on, but had…

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Motoring Humour: New Year Eve Lecture?

[dropcap]O[/dropcap]n New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. “What are you doing out here at four o’clock in the morning?” asked the police officer. “I’m on my way…

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Handcuffs Reply

[dropcap]A[/dropcap] motorist runs a red light and was photographed by an automated police camera. In the mail a short time later, he received a photo of his car committing the infraction and a citation for $60. Instead of paying the fine, the motorist mailed the police department a photograph of three 20-dollar bills. Several days…

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