[dropcap]A[/dropcap] group of pensioners were discussing their medical problems at the Day Centre coffee morning. ‘Do you realise,’ said one, ‘My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.’ ‘Yes, I know.’ replied the second, ‘My cataracts are so bad I can’t see to pour the coffee.’ ‘I can’t turn my head,’…
Police: Hey dude, where to?
Driver: Wanna go pick up my woman; it’s Friday, we gonna party
[dropcap]A[/dropcap] bloke is stopped by the police one night. The Police comes round to the drivers window and says, “Excuse me sir, but your nearside tail light isn’t working”. Bloke gives an exasperated sigh, “Oh for heavens sake, haven’t you lot got anything better to do!” He jumps out of the car and goes to…
[dropcap]F[/dropcap]ather O’Flannagan dies due to old age. Upon entering St.Peter’s gate, there is another man in front, waiting to go into heaven. St. Peter asks the man, “What is your name what did you accomplish during your life?” The man responds “My name is Joe Cohen, and I was a New York City Taxi driver…
