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Motoring Humour: No Good Excuse..

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I was just arrested for drink driving. Apparently telling the cop you had to drive, because you were in no shape to walk...
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Funny Driving Test Answers

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The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.. Q: Do you yield...
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Motoring Humour: When I Was Still Alive

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Driving through a lonely road, a motorist had a flat tyre. He pulled up, took out his jack and extra tyre. As soon as...
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Motoring Humour: New Year Eve Lecture?

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On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked...
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Handcuffs Reply

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A motorist runs a red light and was photographed by an automated police camera. In the mail a short time later, he received a...
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Motoring Humour: Surgeons on Coffee Break

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One day, a group of surgeons, all friends, were having coffee break at a restaurant, and the following conversations ensued...  1st surgeon: "Accountants are the...
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Motoring Humour: Trip to Ota

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On the way to visit his son in Ota, Ogun State of Nigeria, an elderly man travelled from hinterland and got down in...
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Motoring Humour: Mid-Life Crisis

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My husband phoned me the other day and proceeded to tell me he had purchased a new car for me. Well I was...
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Motoring Humour: Must be God

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Bloke gets a job as a chauffeur, and after a few months, works his way up to a senior driver's position. One day...
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Motoring Humour: We Can Still Drive

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A group of pensioners were discussing their medical problems at the Day Centre coffee morning. 'Do you realise,' said one, 'My arm is so...
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Motoring Humour: The Toddle Driver

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Police: Hey dude, where to? Driver: Wanna go pick up my woman; it’s Friday, we gonna party
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Motoring Humour: Police Wins

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A bloke is stopped by the police one night. The Police comes round to the drivers window and says, "Excuse me sir, but...
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