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Motoring Humour: No Good Excuse..

I was just arrested for drink driving. Apparently telling the cop you had to drive, because you were in no shape to walk...

Nick Clegg’s Wife Promises Him Ferrari?

  Before Nick Clegg’s birthday, his wife had promised him a Ferrari and an island in the Caribbean for it. She knew he was...

Funny Driving Test Answers

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.. Q: Do you yield...

Motoring Humour: When I Was Still Alive

Driving through a lonely road, a motorist had a flat tyre. He pulled up, took out his jack and extra tyre. As soon as...

Motoring Humour: New Year Eve Lecture?

On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked...

Handcuffs Reply

A motorist runs a red light and was photographed by an automated police camera. In the mail a short time later, he received a...

Motoring Humour: Surgeons on Coffee Break

One day, a group of surgeons, all friends, were having coffee break at a restaurant, and the following conversations ensued...  1st surgeon: "Accountants are the...

Motoring Humour: Trip to Ota

On the way to visit his son in Ota, Ogun State of Nigeria, an elderly man travelled from hinterland and got down in...

Motoring Humour: Mid-Life Crisis

My husband phoned me the other day and proceeded to tell me he had purchased a new car for me. Well I was...

Motoring Humour: Must be God

Bloke gets a job as a chauffeur, and after a few months, works his way up to a senior driver's position. One day...

Motoring Humour: We Can Still Drive

A group of pensioners were discussing their medical problems at the Day Centre coffee morning. 'Do you realise,' said one, 'My arm is so...

Motoring Humour: The Toddle Driver

Police: Hey dude, where to? Driver: Wanna go pick up my woman; it’s Friday, we gonna party

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Nigeria’s New Auto Technology Firm, Autochek Acquires Cheki Nigeria, Ghana

Autochek, the automotive technology company recently founded by Etop Ikpe, former Cars45 chief executive officer, has acquired  Ringier One Africa Media-owned (ROAM) vehicles marketplaces...

Peugeot Group Chairman to Drive 908 at Le Mans Race

This year, the 24 Hours of Le Mans will be witness to a new feature. Peugeot Sport reveals its new identity with its iconic...

UK’s biggest free-to-view Motor Show Postponed until 2021

Next month’s Regent Street Motor Show has been postponed until 2021 as a result of the global COVID-19 pandemic. Staged annually on the capital city’s...

Kia Motors Shuts Factories near Seoul, as Eight Workers Contract Virus

Kia Motors has suspended production at all of its factories near Seoul from late on Wednesday, as eight of its workers have tested positive...
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