[dropcap]S[/dropcap]he got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg…
[dropcap]A[/dropcap]t a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 Miles/gallon Not long afterwards, General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement:” Yes, but would…
[dropcap]A[/dropcap] police officer saw a car speeding down the highway. He started chasing after the speeder . On getting close he saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving. The cop yelled, “Pull over!” The blonde shouted back, “No! It’s a sweater!” Courtesy of Austin Healey Club
