I have not been paying my transport fares lately because of the trick I recently discovered.
I’ll chatter a taxi and will tell the driver to take only me.
There’s a cemetery close to my house, I will always say this to them.
“Assuming I was alive now, I would have paid you extra, but I died last week, I’ll be stopping at this cemetery, so I meet my grandma and bring money for you,” says I to the taxi drivers.
On hearing this, most of them will drop me off for free or flee out of their cars running for their dear lives.
I did the same today, but the driver was a female this time. On getting close to the cemetery, I repeated my usually sentence.
“Assuming I was alive now, I would have paid you extra, but I died last week, I’ll be stopping at this cemetery, so i meet my grandma and bring money for you.”
Driver: You mean you are dead (looking at me with disbelief)?
Me: I nodded slowly trying to form like ghosts.
Driver: (she laughs) And you didn’t tell me since, I died three years ago!
Me: Blood of Jesus (I shouted with my eyes rolled to her side)
Driver: And I have been single ever since then. I have been looking for a partner. I have found my husband ( she said with excitement)
Me: I cover myself with the blood of Jesus, Isakatarabas ( I didn’t even know when I started speaking in tongues)
Driver: I love you; she came closer to me as she gave me numerous kisses
I succeeded in getting out of the car and did Usain bolt, running with all my strength.
Me that was joking
Right now, am traveling out of this state
Source: Am Gozzy
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