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Prank Ghost versus Real Taxi Driver Ghost

I have not been paying my transport fares lately because of the trick I recently discovered.

I’ll chatter a taxi and will tell the driver to take only me.

There’s a cemetery close to my house, I will always say this to them.

“Assuming I was alive now, I would have paid you extra, but I died last week, I’ll be stopping at this cemetery, so I meet my grandma and bring money for you,” says I to the taxi drivers.

On hearing this, most of them will drop me off for free or flee out of their cars running for their dear lives.

I did the same today, but the driver was a female this time. On getting close to the cemetery, I repeated my usually sentence.

“Assuming I was alive now, I would have paid you extra, but I died last week, I’ll be stopping at this cemetery, so i meet my grandma and bring money for you.”

Driver: You mean you are dead (looking at me with disbelief)?

Me: I nodded slowly trying to form like ghosts.

Driver: (she laughs) And you didn’t tell me since, I died three years ago!

Me: Blood of Jesus (I shouted with my eyes rolled to her side)

Driver: And I have been single ever since then. I have been looking for a partner. I have found my husband ( she said with excitement)

Me: I cover myself with the blood of Jesus, Isakatarabas ( I didn’t even know when I started speaking in tongues)

Driver: I love you; she came closer to me as she gave me numerous kisses

I succeeded in getting out of the car and did Usain bolt, running with all my strength.

Me that was joking

Right now, am traveling out of this state

Source: Am Gozzy

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