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Motoring Humour: Wrong Address!

…Mandela Receives Delivery

[dropcap]S[/dropcap]itting at home, watching TV and drinking beer, Nelson Mandela heard a knock on the door. When he opened it, a little Chinese man, clutching a clipboard confronted him yelling, “You Sign! You sign!”  Behind the Chinese was an enormous truck full of car exhausts. 

imagesLWPOJBDWStanding in complete amazement, responded: “Look, you’ve obviously got a wrong man”, and shut the door in his face.  Following day, Mandela heard another knock at the door. On opening the door, he found the same Chinese man, this time with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrust his clipboard under Nelson’s nose, yelling, “You sign! You sign!” 

Now getting a bit hacked off, Mandela pushed back the Chinese man back, shouting: “Look, go away! You’ve got the wrong man! I don’t want them!” Then he slammed the door in his face again. 

On the third day, Mandela was having a rest, and late in the afternoon, he again heard a knock on the door. On opening the door, there was that same infuriating Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, “You sign! You sign!” 

Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.  This time Mandela lost his temper, picked the little man by his shirtfront and shouted, “Look, I don’t want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?” 

The Chinese man looked puzzled, consulted his clipboard, and said: “You not Nissan Main Dealer?”




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