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Motoring Humour: Surgeons on Coffee Break

[dropcap]O[/dropcap]ne day, a group of surgeons, all friends, were having coffee break at a restaurant, and the following conversations ensued…

 1st surgeon: “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

coffee2nd surgeon: “Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

3rd surgeon: “Try electricians! Everything inside THEM is color coded.”

4th surgeon: “I prefer lawyers. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable.”

5th surgeon who has been quitely listening to the conversation: “I like British car restorers… they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.” -Tom Broberg

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