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Motoring Humour: Police Wins

US Army Military Police (MP) conducts a 100 percent identification check on[dropcap]A[/dropcap] bloke is stopped by the police one night. The Police comes round to the drivers window and says, “Excuse me sir, but your nearside tail light isn’t working”.

Bloke gives an exasperated sigh, “Oh for heavens sake, haven’t you lot got anything better to do!”

He jumps out of the car and goes to the back where he gives the tail light a hard kick. It comes on.

“There, now are you satisfied,” he says sarcastically.

“Very good,” says police. “Now go round and kick the front and see if a tax disc comes up.”

 

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