Motoring Humour

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A motorist runs a red light and was photographed by an automated police camera. In the mail a short time later, he received a photo of his car committing the infraction and a citation for $60. Instead of paying the fine, the motorist mailed the police department a photograph of three 20-dollar bills. Several days later, he gets a letter ...

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Motoring Humour: Surgeons on Coffee Break

One day, a group of surgeons, all friends, were having coffee break at a restaurant, and the following conversations ensued…  1st surgeon: “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” 2nd surgeon: “Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.” 3rd surgeon: “Try electricians! Everything inside THEM is ...

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Motoring Humour: Trip to Ota

On the way to visit his son in Ota, Ogun State of Nigeria, an elderly man travelled from hinterland and got down in Lagos. From there, he boarded a civilian bus, which he believed was heading for where he was going. Before the bus got to its destination, the old man had fallen asleep. After all passengers had alighted, the ...

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Motoring Humour: We Can Still Drive

A group of pensioners were discussing their medical problems at the Day Centre coffee morning. ‘Do you realise,’ said one, ‘My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.’ ‘Yes, I know.’ replied the second, ‘My cataracts are so bad I can’t see to pour the coffee.’ ‘I can’t turn my head,’ rejoined the third, ‘because of ...

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Motoring Humour: Police Wins

A bloke is stopped by the police one night. The Police comes round to the drivers window and says, “Excuse me sir, but your nearside tail light isn’t working”. Bloke gives an exasperated sigh, “Oh for heavens sake, haven’t you lot got anything better to do!” He jumps out of the car and goes to the back where he gives ...

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Motoring Humour:Escape Trick

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle? Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: ...

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