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“Wicked Joke” over How BMW’S CEO Collapsed At Frankfurt

Recently, it was reported worldwide that BMW's CEO collapsed and fainted on stage at Frankfurt Motor Show. Reason for collapse: He felt dizzy. An elderly English...

Motoring Humour: No Good Excuse..

I was just arrested for drink driving. Apparently telling the cop you had to drive, because you were in no shape to walk...

Funny Driving Test Answers

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.. Q: Do you yield...

Motoring Humour: When I Was Still Alive

Driving through a lonely road, a motorist had a flat tyre. He pulled up, took out his jack and extra tyre. As soon as...

Motoring Humour: New Year Eve Lecture?

On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked...

Handcuffs Reply

A motorist runs a red light and was photographed by an automated police camera. In the mail a short time later, he received a...

Motoring Humour: Surgeons on Coffee Break

One day, a group of surgeons, all friends, were having coffee break at a restaurant, and the following conversations ensued...  1st surgeon: "Accountants are the...

Motoring Humour: Trip to Ota

On the way to visit his son in Ota, Ogun State of Nigeria, an elderly man travelled from hinterland and got down in...

Motoring Humour: Mid-Life Crisis

My husband phoned me the other day and proceeded to tell me he had purchased a new car for me. Well I was...

Motoring Humour: Must be God

Bloke gets a job as a chauffeur, and after a few months, works his way up to a senior driver's position. One day...

Motoring Humour: We Can Still Drive

A group of pensioners were discussing their medical problems at the Day Centre coffee morning. 'Do you realise,' said one, 'My arm is so...

Motoring Humour: The Toddle Driver

Police: Hey dude, where to? Driver: Wanna go pick up my woman; it’s Friday, we gonna party

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Coscharis Motors Partners AIICO and Tangerine on Quality Auto Insurance

ROTIMI ASHER Coscharis Motors, one of the Nigeria’s leading automobile companies, has partnered two reputable insurance companies, AIICO Insurance Plc and Tangerine towards providing cost...

UK insurers Face Watchdog Crackdown for Undervaluing Cars

Britain's financial watchdog on Friday warned insurers against undervaluing cars and other items when customers submit a damage claim and said it was taking...

Lagos Government Commences Issuance of International Driver’s Permit

ROTIMI ASHER The Lagos State Government has concluded plans to commence the issuance of International Driver’s Permit effective from December, 2022. The Director, Vehicle Inspection Service...

Engineering Student Produces Truck in Nigeria

A Ph.D student from the Faculty of Engineering, University of Benin, has produced and showcased a one-tonne utility truck. The vehicle was developed by...