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“Wicked Joke” over How BMW’S CEO Collapsed At Frankfurt

Last week, it was reported worldwide that BMW's CEO collapsed and fainted on stage at Frankfurt Motor Show. Reason for collapse: He felt dizzy. An...

Motoring Humour: No Good Excuse..

I was just arrested for drink driving. Apparently telling the cop you had to drive, because you were in no shape to walk...

Nick Clegg’s Wife Promises Him Ferrari?

  Before Nick Clegg’s birthday, his wife had promised him a Ferrari and an island in the Caribbean for it. She knew he was...

Funny Driving Test Answers

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.. Q: Do you yield...

Motoring Humour: When I Was Still Alive

Driving through a lonely road, a motorist had a flat tyre. He pulled up, took out his jack and extra tyre. As soon as...

Motoring Humour: New Year Eve Lecture?

On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked...

Handcuffs Reply

A motorist runs a red light and was photographed by an automated police camera. In the mail a short time later, he received a...

Motoring Humour: Surgeons on Coffee Break

One day, a group of surgeons, all friends, were having coffee break at a restaurant, and the following conversations ensued...  1st surgeon: "Accountants are the...

Motoring Humour: Trip to Ota

On the way to visit his son in Ota, Ogun State of Nigeria, an elderly man travelled from hinterland and got down in...

Motoring Humour: Mid-Life Crisis

My husband phoned me the other day and proceeded to tell me he had purchased a new car for me. Well I was...

Motoring Humour: Must be God

Bloke gets a job as a chauffeur, and after a few months, works his way up to a senior driver's position. One day...

Motoring Humour: We Can Still Drive

A group of pensioners were discussing their medical problems at the Day Centre coffee morning. 'Do you realise,' said one, 'My arm is so...

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Global NCAP’s Car-to-Car Crash: Ill-motivated

Recently, Global NCAP, programme of a UK-based charity organisation, conducted an unusual crash test. It selected a 2015 used vehicle made...

Volvo Cars To Accelerate Autonomous Technology Development

Zenuity, the assisted and autonomous driving software development company, will be split into two parts to maximise the potential of Zenuity’s...

Škoda Celebrates 125th Year Anniversary (View Historical Photos)

ŠKODA will before the end of this year celebrate its 125th birthday and 115 years since the company launched its...

Volkswagen Operations Going Strong in Kenya

…Controls The Nation’s 5,3% Market Share Just over three years after Volkswagen ventured into Sub Saharan Africa, the...
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